People are nuts about good parking spots. To avoid a one-minute walk, they’ll drive around for five minutes looking for something closer. And it backfired on this lady big time.
The thing about teenagers is they’re not always very patient. But this kid was CRIMINALLY impatient. An 18-year-old high school senior near Pittsburgh named Patrick Gillis recently became a junior firefighter. Which is basically a firefighter in training.
It feels like the trend these days is parents either give their kid the most unique name possible, or they say, “Whatever, let’s just go with Emma.” The website Quartz analyzed all of the Social Security Administration’s new data on baby names last year, and they found that parents in this country INVENTED 1,100 new baby names in 2017. But even though these names had never been used before, some of them were surprisingly common last year.
This is some “rise of the machines” stuff right here. A 44-year-old guy named Robin Garlock from Warren, Ohio was shot on Sunday night. And the shooter was . . . his MAYTAG OVEN.
Hey look at this, it’s a food trend that I’m a part of! Maybe I even started it. I mean, I’ve been participating since the day I started eating. Apparently, the hot new food trend is “bowl food.” And that’s not just a clever name. It’s literally eating food out of a bowl.