A Hunter Called the Cops to Ask if He Could Shoot Sasquatch
If you’re an unusually hairy man, maybe steer clear of northeast Washington next month. Or at least keep your shirt on. A sheriff’s office in Colville, Washington posted a funny update on Facebook, after a guy called in to ask if he’s allowed to hunt Sasquatch.
7-Eleven Is Selling Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water?
I’ve been making this at home with my SodaStream, so this would definitely make life easier: 7-Eleven announced a new sparkling water that tastes like HOT DOGS. (???)
Stupid Criminal: A Man Stole a Frontloader, and a Guy in Second Frontloader Stopped Him
A frontloader is one of those construction vehicles with a big bucket on the front. Needed to get that out of the way, because this story has two of them.
A Burglar Stole a $1,400 . . . Diaper Bag
I’m not one to tell anyone how to spend their money, but if you’re someone who will spend $1,400 on a diaper bag, and then just leave it sitting around, you’re kind of asking for this.
Someone Turned a High School Gym into a House, and It’s Up for Sale
Whoever buys this place can’t tell their kids there’s “No running in the house.” Because originally, that’s exactly what it was made for. A couple near Indianapolis are selling their home that was built in 1950, but renovated little by little over the past two decades. And it’s got one feature that’s a bit odd: It used to be a high school GYMNASIUM. (???)