I almost want this to happen to me. One less errand to run. A woman in Nova Scotia called 911 on Sunday after she walked out of a store, and her car was gone. But the weird part was another car that looked just like hers was right NEXT to where she parked it. So what happened?
Suddenly, Tickle Me Elmo looks downright sophisticated. Apparently, the HOTTEST toy of this Christmas season is, the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn.
I hope this sparks a new baby-naming trend where people name their kids after sporting events. How about “Kentucky Derby,” “Final Four,” or “Daytona 500?” All excellent baby names. A 24-year-old guy in Honolulu was arrested for assault this week, and his first name is “Super Bowl.”
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So this is what MODERN CRIME looks like. A 28-year-old guy was taking an Uber in St. Louis around 3:30 A.M. on Sunday. And when his ride got there, the driver pulled out a KNIFE and demanded cash.